Just because you can does not mean you should. Or maybe it does. You will laugh at this list of strange crochet projects that somewhat made it to the internet and actually have a crochet pattern available. If you want to crochet yourself a few of the patterns i will link to the original patterns.
These crochet projects may seem a little unusual to me, mostly in a funny, lighthearted way! If they don’t strike you as strange, please take no offence. My goal is simply to celebrate the incredible creativity within the crochet community and the bold, unexpected directions people take this craft.
Strange Crochet Projects You might actually want to make
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10 Strange Crochet Projects
Anatomy and body Theme
Crochet Penis Warmer
Some actually call this a willy warmer. I died when i saw this and cannot believe i have not made one for my husband LOL!! There are so many creative crochet willy warmer or man sock on the internet it is crazy seeing how creative people are getting with this. Here are a few than stood out to me
This one actually comes in multiple colors and can be made in Christmas colors if you are wanting something for the holiday season! Get the pattern HERE
This is not an actual crochet pattern it is just the crochet willy! I won’t lie to you i am not writing this with a straight face. I am dying with laughter. But you can get yourself a willy HERE
Crochet Vulva keychain
Is the pubic hair necessary though? I have some friends who question why i do not make them crochet things, they will question me no more after i make them this. I am not sure if there is a pattern for this very strange crochet project but you can look around HERE
Did you think i was done? Noooooo. And when you turn this one upside down there is a little surprise waiting for you! Check it out HERE
This is where i call it a day! A whole teapot? hahahaha noooooo. Oh and it comes with a tutorial. Watch it HERE
Crochet boob beanie
I see a lot of these are being made for babies. It is less awkward seeing a baby wearing a crochet boob beanie compared to seeing a grown up wearing one. Nonetheless it is still a very strange crochet project. Can you wear a crochet boob beanie and go out for a walk alone? hahaha Get this pattern HERE
Crochet Brain Hat
This does not look as bad as i feared it would look. I guess people use these for Halloween? I do not do Halloween as i am a Christian and none of that here. You can get the paid pattern HERE
Toilet and Bathroom Theme
outside of this being a strange crochet project, it cannot be hygienic. In a house where there’s like 6 of you using the same toilet, are you sure you want a crochet toilet seat? As much as the toilet hole is wide people still miss. But no judgement, get the crochet toilet seat HERE
Crochet Toilet Paper Doll
After watching the new conjuring i will not want to be walking into toilets with dolls in them. Annabel ruined dolls for me. I just don’t see them the same way. As much as i do not find this as strange a crochet project as the previous ones, i will have to pass. Dolls are a no no for me. But get the PDF crochet pattern HERE
Crochet poop
Why?????? Pattern HERE
Makes a great goofy present for a friend. Grab the pattern HERE
Crochet Toilet Tank Cozy
This was actually a thing for most houses in the 90s or early 2000s…. I guess it was toilet decor. But this does not make sense in 2025/2026 because the crochet toilet tank cozy is just going to collect dust wont it? And now instead of just wiping it clean you have to wash the whole cozy too. But if this your thing, get the HERE
Crochet Cat Butt Coaster Pattern
I hate than now i know how to crochet a bum hole both human and animals. At what point will that come in handy? First was the crochet vulva keychain now the cat butt coasters. I will be remembering today for sure! But these cat coasters are cute however very strange crochet projects nonetheless. For the crochet cat coasters head HERE
If you want to be more complex and have the cat look at you then use this free crochet cat butt coaster pattern!
Can you imagine having guests for tea and you bring out these cat butt coasters?
Crochet Chicken Hat for Cats
After the boob hat and the brain hat this is not even strange to me anymore. I did not find the crochet pattern to this but found it to be so so cute. However i found something else similar HERE
I could go on but you get the point. As much as i find these to be very strange crochet projecrs, well some more than others, i cannot wait to try and make some maybe in this order:
crochet vulva keychains for all my girlfriends, my favorite part being the pubic hair and the crochet willy warmer !! If you loved anything on this list, please subscribe to my mailing list so you get mail outdates on what is new! Otherwise, till next time, stay crocheting.